Mission

Our mission is a humble one. We are here to provide the best Krav Maga training to people from all walks of life. Also excellent Mediterranean-style dining. Our menu consists of the highest class dishes featuring high-quality ingredients from as low a price as $15. We train our students in all of the key Krav Maga masteries from Holds and Dodge Rolls to Striking and Flips. Our Chicken and Shrimp with a side salad is one of the highest scoring dishes on FineDiningReveiws.gov for Krav Maga/Mediterranean Dining Chicken Based Dishes. Our instructors are some of the best in the world. When visiting our dojo, be sure to inspect the trophy case next to the wine display case. It features many trophies from Best Salmon Dish served with a Flip, to Sharpest Elbows. We look forward to providing the highest quality service to you, your family, and your 80s movie villains.

Krav Maga

Advanced Classes

$150 a month for thrice-weekly classes.

Jumps

$60 a month for once-weekly classes.

Kicks

$50 a month for once-weekly classes.

Kids' Classes

$50 a month for twice-weekly classes.

Poses

$20 a month for once-weekly classes.

Strikes

$75 a month for twice-weekly classes.

Oil Pressing

$25 a month for thrice-weekly classes.

Our Team

Alyssa Sprout

Meat Buyer and Grillmaster

Amanda Greebus

Olive Oil Expert

Dom McGraw

Head Chef and Accountant

Elbow Elbowsins

Elbow Strikes Teacher and Seafood Buyer

Emmanuel Thatsit

Catchphrase Master

Frank T. Tank

Master Sommelier

Freshy Prince Jr.

Dinner Roll Magnate

Jesup Greebus

Kicks Man

Lana MacDonaldson

Kid's Classes Teacher

Marsha Michelstein

Advanced Poses Teacher

Morgan Freeman

Flips and Stunts

Paul Hollywood

Marketing Director and Good Elbows Teacher

Richard Dreyfuss

Actor but Not That One

Tom McGraw

Owner and Head Striker